Sun
Jun
14
i think i’ve seen your picture somewhere…
oh right, it was in the dictionary under “sha boom!”
Sat
Jun
13
my love for you is like diarrhea- i can’t hold it in.
Fri
Jun
12
life without you is like a pencil with no lead- pointless.
Thu
Jun
11
was your dad in the air force?
because you’re the bomb.
Wed
Jun
10
if love were a drop of water, i’d be in the atlantic ocean.
Tue
Jun
9
pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
Mon
Jun
8
i know somebody who likes you and if i weren’t so shy, i’d tell you who.
Sat
Jun
6
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Fri
Jun
5
could you please step away from the bar?
you’re melting all the ice.
