June 2009
14 posts
i think i’ve seen your picture somewhere… oh right, it was in the dictionary under “sha boom!”
my love for you is like diarrhea- i can’t hold it in.
life without you is like a pencil with no lead- pointless.
was your dad in the air force? because you’re the bomb.
if love were a drop of water, i’d be in the atlantic ocean.
pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
i know somebody who likes you and if i weren’t so shy, i’d tell you who.
i’m the man in demand!
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
could you please step away from the bar? you’re melting all the ice.
my name isn’t elmo, but you can tickle me all over.
God was showing off when He made you.
your name must be lucky charms, because you’re magically delicious!
would you like some visine? why? so you can see our clear future together.
May 2009
20 posts
if i had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
guy: did you just fart? girl: no, why? guy: because you just blew me away!
your heart must be a visa, because it’s everywhere i want to be.
if you were a burger at mcdonalds, you’d be named mcgorgeous.
are you related to mike tyson? ‘cause you knock me out.
can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas.
hello. are you taking applications for a boyfriend?
is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
excuse me, do you have any raisins? how about a date?
do you have a map? because i keep on getting lost in your eyes.
can i borrow a quarter? i told my mom i’d call when i met the girl of my dreams.
when i saw you from across the room, i passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so i’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
were you in boy scouts? because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room??
are you from tennessee? ‘cause you’re the only ten i see!
is your dad an astronaut? because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
you must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
baby, have you been eatin’ your campbell’s soup? ‘cause you are lookin’ mm mm good!
lets hide behind a rock and get a little boulder.
you may never have expected it, but...
rachel dantes loves pick-up lines.
not only is she incredibly witty, prayerful, and wonderful, but she also has a thing for those one-liners that make you groan with disbelief while simultaneously loving them.
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