June 2009
14 posts
i think i’ve seen your picture somewhere… oh right, it was in the dictionary under “sha boom!”
Jun 14th
my love for you is like diarrhea- i can’t hold it in.
Jun 13th
life without you is like a pencil with no lead- pointless.
Jun 12th
was your dad in the air force? because you’re the bomb.
Jun 11th
if love were a drop of water, i’d be in the atlantic ocean.
Jun 10th
pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
Jun 9th
i know somebody who likes you and if i weren’t so shy, i’d tell you who.
Jun 8th
i’m the man in demand!
Jun 7th
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Jun 6th
could you please step away from the bar? you’re melting all the ice.
Jun 5th
my name isn’t elmo, but you can tickle me all over.
Jun 4th
God was showing off when He made you.
Jun 3rd
your name must be lucky charms, because you’re magically delicious!
Jun 2nd
would you like some visine?  why?  so you can see our clear future together.
Jun 1st
May 2009
20 posts
if i had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
May 31st
guy: did you just fart? girl: no, why? guy: because you just blew me away!
May 30th
1 note
your heart must be a visa, because it’s everywhere i want to be.
May 29th
if you were a burger at mcdonalds, you’d be named mcgorgeous.
May 28th
are you related to mike tyson? ‘cause you knock me out.
May 27th
can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas.
May 26th
hello.  are you taking applications for a boyfriend?
May 25th
is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
May 24th
excuse me, do you have any raisins? how about a date?
May 23rd
do you have a map? because i keep on getting lost in your eyes.
May 22nd
can i borrow a quarter? i told my mom i’d call when i met the girl of my dreams.
May 21st
when i saw you from across the room, i passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so i’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
May 20th
were you in boy scouts? because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
May 19th
what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room??
May 18th
are you from tennessee? ‘cause you’re the only ten i see!
May 17th
is your dad an astronaut?  because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
May 16th
1 note
you must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
May 15th
baby, have you been eatin’ your campbell’s soup? ‘cause you are lookin’ mm mm good!
May 14th
lets hide behind a rock and get a little boulder.
May 14th
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May 14th